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Last Updated: 24.06.2025 05:02
Freaks and Cheeks
So they tried
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good
Thumbs down again.
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Hysterias & Posteriors
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Next, they tried...
share office space ...
So, the docs changed it to read
'No Kings' protests against Trump planned nationwide to coincide with military parade - NPR
Everyone loved it.
No, not a chance
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Brad Pitt and Tim Cook surprise fans at Apple Fifth Avenue ahead of ‘F1 The Movie’ release - 9to5Mac
Another attempt resulted in ...
Unacceptable again!
No go.
Still no good.
Then came..
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Just Forget it!
They put up a sign reading
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
The Y chromosome is disappearing, and this fact is already causing problems for men - Earth.com
No way
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Which animal has the best sense of smell? - Live Science
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Nuts and Butts
What thing happened to you as a child that you haven’t let go of to this day?